florian - common error diagnostic and error production employee.

cat error | florian

Reads errors from STDIN and tries to fix them. Calls rudolf if it isn't able to fix them.

• servers
• frontends
• web-technics
• databases
• object-oriented programming
• SMD soldering
• SMD placement
• logical reasoning
• elimination of gummy bears

• any kind of mathematical calculations
• resource-aware programming

• computing-time is endless.
• memory is also endless.
• what is power-consumption?
• the complexity of a problem is proportional to the amount of lemonade needed to fix it.
• try before google
• assume everything works as expected
• google after incident

• http://www.floriware.de
• https://github.com/iKoze
• https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:IKoze

Florian Schießl
Hauptstraße 8
86576 Rapperzell
Phone: 08259 828174
Mobile-Phone: 0176 48578372
E-Mail: florian@floriware.de
PGP-Key: http://www.floriware.de/pgp/florian-schiessl.asc
Jabber:
flo@jab.fw0.eu - OTR: http://www.floriware.de/otr/flo@jab.fw0.eu.txt
florian@3nec.de - OTR: http://www.floriware.de/otr/florian@3nec.de.txt