====== NAME ====== {{ :florian:schokomilch_small.jpg?200|}} **florian** - common error diagnostic and error production employee. ====== SYNOPSYS ====== cat error | **florian** ====== DESCRIPTION ====== Reads errors from STDIN and tries to fix them. Calls [[rudolf]] if it isn't able to fix them. ====== RESPONSIBLE FOR ====== * servers * frontends * web-technics * databases * object-oriented programming * SMD soldering * SMD placement * logical reasoning * elimination of gummy bears ====== NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ====== * any kind of mathematical calculations * resource-aware programming ====== MODE OF OPERATION ====== * computing-time is endless. * memory is also endless. * what is power-consumption? * the complexity of a problem is proportional to the amount of lemonade needed to fix it. * try before google * assume everything works as expected * google after incident ====== SEE ALSO ====== * http://www.floriware.de * https://github.com/iKoze * https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:IKoze ====== AUTHOR ====== > Florian Schießl > Hauptstraße 8 > 86576 Rapperzell > Phone: 08259 828174 > Mobile-Phone: 0176 48578372 > E-Mail: > PGP-Key: http://www.floriware.de/pgp/florian-schiessl.asc > Jabber: > flo@jab.fw0.eu - OTR: http://www.floriware.de/otr/flo@jab.fw0.eu.txt > florian@3nec.de - OTR: http://www.floriware.de/otr/florian@3nec.de.txt